The objectively best recipe for avocado toast

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Ingredients #

  • 2 slices of high-quality bread you like
  • 1 ripe avocado
  • Olive oil
  • 1 very ripe tomato
  • Salt
  • Pepper
  • MSG
  • Cayenne Pepper
  • High-quality sweet Paprika

Steps #

Frying the bread #

Frying bread is comically underrated.

  • Add generous olive oil to pan on high heat and bring to high temp (Note, I understand the temptation to use butter. I'm a fan, too. I've tried many times but butter and avocado don't mix)
  • Add the 2 slices of bread to the pan
  • Fry until golden brown
  • Press down on bread to get a great sear
  • Add more olive oil to upper side of bread
  • Turn slices around and keep frying until golden brown

Avocado #

Make sure the avocado is ripe. There is no excuse for non-ripe avocados. Just buy them, keep them out until ripe, and keep them in the fridge for weeks in perfect state.

  • Cut avocado in 2 halfs and remove the seed
  • With a butter knife cut vertical and horizontal slices inside while the avocado is NOT in your hand
  • With a spoon remove the avocado flesh, each half on one slice of bread
  • With a fork lightly spread out to cover the whole slice

Spices #

  • Salt generously. More than you think you need
  • Add a lot of freshly ground pepper
  • Add a generous amount of MSG
  • Add cayenne pepper to taste
  • Add paprika to taste (it's worth it buying this from a specialist spice shop. The quality difference over the super market stuff is stark)

Tomato #

  • With a very sharp knife cut 4-6 thin slices of tomato from the almost-overly-ripe tomato (no trick here like with avocados. You'll have to buy it ripe or time it well)
  • Add 2 tomato slices to each slice of bread
  • Salt each tomato

Eat immediately #

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